Mr Monkey noticed that someone was shining searchlights into the night sky, and went to find out why. Walking down Oxford Street, he found that the searchlights were part of the Christmas lights, and nothing to do with warding off marauding aircraft. Then he accidentally found himself in Carnaby Street, which was just as bright, but had no buses.
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