In the morning, Mr Monkey found the very bench that Dracula sat on while terrorizing Whitby. Well, the very bench that Bram Stoker sat on while thinking of writing Dracula. Okay, the very bench put there by the Dracula Society because Bram Stoker was inspired to write Dracula while looking from that spot.
Of course, Mr Monkey wasn't affected at all. Not that he'd admit. And he won't mind if you click on his picture to prove it.
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