As Christmas approached, Mr Cat began to listen to Mr Monkey's tales of the legendary Christmas hat, and wanted one himself. His hat is green because he's a helpful elf, and not totally reliable as a gift administrator.
Mr Cat's Christmas hat came attached to a knitted stocking and a slightly unsettling elf head thing. And some candy letters. We kept the hat, and the stocking, and destroyed the rest of the evidence.
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